Funny Search Engine Terms

If you’ve only just discovered I warn you, it’s not just information and inspiration to get you living your dream, there are also idiosyncrasies ~ the odd bits I write because we all need to laugh sometimes.

Remember – life’s about having fun

Your poor heads must be practically bursting with information on things like how to be grateful, feel happy, get the life you want and meet more people. Now it’s time relax and have a bit of fun.

So here are some strange things people have typed into the search engines recently. Even stranger still they then found this site.

They made me laugh. I admit I have an odd, dry sense of humor, but I hope there’s something here that will you make you giggle too.

Odd, Odder and Oddest Search Engine Queries

  • world naked bike ride male – interesting.
  • bikini swept out to sea – you wish.
  • what’s a banger roo – 4 people queried this in one day!
  • puberty diagrams – move along please.
  • hot ticas – this always popular – a Tica is a Costa Rican woman.
  • where to find cane toads in winter – sorry, can’t help you.
  • spot the aussie racist – not here you won’t.
  • women surfers queensland – I hope they weren’t disappointed to find me!
  • kids fun puberty – surely an oxymoron if ever I heard one.
  • martin fingland – never heard of him.
  • penis diagram for kids – nope, there aren’t any.
  • the best way to steal a car in day light – please let my know if you find out.
  • if you follow the death in your dreams – eh?
  • biggest australian fruit bats – Ha ha! They found me and the Candy family.
  • we live once so live it large – I like this one.
  • koala in mexico – you poor, confused darling.
  • annabel candy – for the first time ever! 6 times in a day once – uh oh, feeling paranoid…. who are they, what do they want and why?

Which was your favorite? I’d love to hear.

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  1. SergioM September 22, 2009 at 7:20 am - Reply

    I liked so much your introduction to this post because it’s true! We are always working on to be more productive, trying to achieve our goals, so on.

    We need to break free from serious things sometimes and we need to laugh as much as to do other things that you mentioned before.

    By the way, I choose this one: “the best way to steal a car in day light” I think there are so many desperate people out there, jeje and those people are also short of ideas, what a pity!

    Thanks! :-)

  2. Nancy Burcham September 22, 2009 at 3:08 pm - Reply

    Annabel, your witty comments made me laugh more than any of the key word searches! Always love your humor!

  3. Molly Kelash September 22, 2009 at 10:30 pm - Reply

    I think I am living proof that going through puberty with children is totally un-funny. Ahh, the days when dirty diapers were as complicated as parenting got!

  4. Connie September 22, 2009 at 11:22 pm - Reply

    OK so are you going to tell us what a banger roo is???

  5. Anni Taylor September 23, 2009 at 8:19 am - Reply

    These are hilarious!!

    I find ‘If you follow the death in your dreams” the most intriguing.

    This person had something dire going on in their head!

  6. janet September 23, 2009 at 2:00 pm - Reply

    Hi Annabel

    Are you aware that you have listed one of your blogs as ‘pubery bites’ – might want to add the T in that one or you may find a lot of people searching for pubes online becoming your new friends! Not sure they’d be necessarily the sort of people you want to befriend!!

    • Annabel Candy September 23, 2009 at 9:24 pm - Reply

      Janet – Snort! Thanks for mentioning that… I’ve fixed it.

      Anni – I can’t even think of any typos that would excuse it. Just odd:)

      Connie – A banger is a sausage and a ‘roo is a kangaroo. More about kanga bangers, as they’re also known here:

      Molly – Please don’t tell me any more, I can’t believe parenting can get any worse….

      Sergio – “the best way to steal a car in day light” is definitely a classic. I think the answer must be “wait until it’s night time”.

  7. Melody Sage September 24, 2009 at 9:34 am - Reply

    Very funny! My favorite is ‘if you follow the death in your dreams.’ Spooky. I have a black sense of humor I guess.

  8. Melvin September 24, 2009 at 3:27 pm - Reply

    LOLS, the search engine results most of the times are just weird.. I myself have odd queries from google..

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  10. Harsh Athalye April 6, 2010 at 1:39 am - Reply

    haha…Some really weird people out there! I am surprised there is no query for “biggest idiot in US ever” but I guess answer is so obvious you don’t need Google to tell that – G W Bush (Pun intended) ;)

  11. Harsh Athalye April 6, 2010 at 1:42 am - Reply

    BTW, stumbled this post ;) Keep up good work.

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